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Created and produced by Lumps, Slumpo is cast in resin and measures 6.6" x 4".
Slumpo's were a group of human beings who lived out their lives in an underground fast food testing facility established in the 1940’s. Confined to small spaces and fed only on new burger and Pizza concepts, the humans no longer needed to move for work or food and they quickly evolved into obedient and deflated Slumpo’s.
Still in operation today, we have been able to locate the facility and smuggle out a limited number (300) Slumpo’s in old waste disposal boxes. The smuggled Slumpo's are now free and ready for a safe new home. The Slumpo’s were all tagged and numbered for testing, but their old human names are included in each box. Please do not attempt to find or contact the food testing facility directly as you will be putting the freedom of thousands of Slumpo's at risk.
Warning: Please do not place your Slumpo near fast food as this will be too tempting for them.
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